People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
