Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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