I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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