Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It's shark week go big or go home
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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