if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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