Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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