let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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