We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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