How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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