why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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