Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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