she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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