when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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