So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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