Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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