So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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