pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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