Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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