Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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