this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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