I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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