Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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