sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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