Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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