so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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