Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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