we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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