ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize