she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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