They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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