check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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