I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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