It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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