you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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