what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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