oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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