While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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