I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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