so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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