It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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