i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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