He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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