I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I just want nice things and good sex
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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