i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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