Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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