Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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