I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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