We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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