I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
