at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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