Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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