Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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