and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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