You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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