May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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