And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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