Please, let me fuck your mom
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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